YOUR SEAT IS SAVED

OH FUCK, YES.
YOU’RE IN.

Your seat inside OH FUCK, THERE SHE IS is officially yours.

You just gave the woman you’ve been missing 90 minutes of your undivided attention.

That matters.

OH FUCK, THERE SHE IS

Thursday, September 17, 2026

1:00–2:30 p.m. Eastern

10:00–11:30 a.m. Pacific

Live on Zoom

Please arrive by 12:55 p.m. Eastern so we can open the room together.

Join here: https://us06web.zoom.us/j/85239514662

ADD IT TO MY CALENDAR

Protect 12:45–2:40 p.m. Eastern so you have time to arrive, participate, and come back to earth before returning to the rest of your day.

CHECK YOUR INBOX NOW.

Your confirmation email includes the Zoom link above, along with everything else you need to enter the room.

It should arrive within 10 minutes. If you do not see it, check your Promotions and Spam folders first.

Still nothing? Email hello@bemarvelus.com and we’ll help you get inside.

BEFORE WE MEET, MAKE THE ROOM.

Privacy will not arrange itself. Protect these 90 minutes now.

Give yourself privacy and enough room to move.
Tell anyone who needs to know that you are unavailable.
Bring water.
Use headphones or a speaker that lets you feel the music.
Wear something comfortable that you can move in and adjust if you choose.
Protect at least 10 quiet minutes after the activation.

THIS IS AN ACTIVATION, NOT A WEBINAR.

Please plan to join live with your camera on. Being witnessed and contributing your presence to the room are meaningful parts of the experience.

You may turn your camera off briefly whenever privacy, technology, or your own needs require it.

Every practice is invitational. You will never be required to disclose something private, perform for the room, or cross your own boundary.

Your body. Your edge. Your choice.

IF YOU CAN’T ATTEND LIVE

Your registration includes access to a privacy-safe replay of Marta and the guided practices.

The replay will be emailed within 24 hours after the live activation. You will have access for 72 hours after the replay becomes available.

Participant disclosures and gallery views will not be included without explicit consent.